
Try this nifty Mongolia recipe at your next soiree.
1)Acquire fat, healthy goat from local nomad for around 30$.
2)Slaughter goat.
3)Use a plumber’s blow torch to burn all the hair off goat.
4)Remove head, nether regions and entrails. Leave hoofs attached.
5)Store goat overnight on the floor of a common store room where any squeamish Canadian geologists you might know can trip over it at breakfast.
6)Stuff belly of goat with rocks.
7)Stuff goat (with rocks inside) into large, goat-sized pot.
8)Cook over open fire for a couple of hours.
9)Use a blunt axe to hack goat apart into individual servings, include rocks.
10)Serve hunks of goat meat, including any attached bone splinters, cartilage, viscera etc… to happy, admiring guests.